Wednesday, November 12, 2008

In respone to Heather Lewis's spectacularly fantastic invitation, I state the following:
Q: Where is your favorite place to people watch? A: The Mills Mall. There's no better place to watch obese girls, covered in tattoos, squished in undersized prostitutesqe tube tops, holding a new born in one hand, and a double scooped ice cream cone in the other. The Mills Mall ... its fantaaaaaastic.
Q: Best place to get a soda? A: Quick Trip. I grap the 44 oz cup, fill it with about 20 oz's of Coke, and 20 oz's of vanilla syrup. And I'm good to go.
Q: Nickname for in laws? A: Big Craig and Lil' Carol.
Q: Celebrity I least resemble? A: Denis Rodman.
Q: If I had to watch hubby make out with another man who would it be? A: Rosie O'Donnell.
Q: What is the worst outfit I ever wore. A: My entire Jr. High and High School wardrobe quailifies. Just check out the photos. I wore hiking boots almost everyday.

1 comment:

ArizonaLewis said...

freaking hilarious. especially the rosie comment. you're the best.